Hello @Adge
The one hundred acre land.....where a swamp can be found deep within holds many treasures for apprentice bats that have graduated and now hold a diploma..
The bat with a diploma....known as Horrace.....can now be referred to as Horrace the bat with a diploma....should he so approve.....
You shall receive documents consisting of 100 pages....whereby you must read every word and every page....initialling at the end of each line of every page ...totalling 100...
On the second to last page you will find a declaration that must be signed in secret code....later to be revealed....
Once revealed and said second to last page signed by you Horrace the bat with a diploma....You may then proceed to the last page ever so carefully...
It is of vital importance that this whole process be followed as directed on the accompanying letter, with the 100 pages...
You will also note an addendum to the 100 pages that advises that you need to log onto an online training course to be completed within 24 hours.....Sleep?...Don't be ridiculous!
Having assigned yourself a username, password and logged in....complete said course...
Should you have any difficulties please do not hesitate to contact us as we value your....hmmmm
You will find an email address within the 100 pages ....so you had better start reading hadn't you......
We shall avail to respond to your email once received.....we allow 365 days for this to occur..
Having waded through all of the above......feeling none the wiser....trust me you are not alone there....sign on the wretched dotted line...regardless of whether you can get into the online course or not....
Beckon Aloysious the grumpy bat to collect all 100 pages initialled and signed where indicated as above...you might have to go back to the beginning and read several times...
You will be notified herewith....
Of what you silently think?
You did not read all of the 100 pages did you?
So Horrace the bat with a diploma is a horticulturalist within the 100 acre woodland...in an area near the swamp land..
You are welcome to continue in your own words.....
