I think @TheVorticon has solved the great mystery of Myrtle's bum 😄
I'm just going to leave this here and back away really quietly now, pretending I didn't say anything as ridiculous as my failed attempt at explaining the difference between cousin Mrytle's butt and face depending on perception 😛
(I have laughed a lot though and my tummy feels good for it)
Night all 🙂
Good morning to anyone out on the ocean today. I have woken up feeling much brighter. I took some only-in-emergencies medication to help me sleep last night and my goal now is to stay awake all day and thereby hopefully start to get back into a healthy sleep pattern. Yay for me! 
@CheerBear @TheVorticon @Zoe7 I am almost in tears laughing at the conversation that carried on here last night after I went to bed. 
@Zoe7 I'm afraid I can't second your motion to ban @TheVorticon from ever explaining anything again because his option 2 sounds like what I was thinking must be going on. However, I'd like to propose another motion...that we ban @CheerBear from ever explaining anything. At least, I think in future she should always include a picture along with any written explanation. Your picture has made it all clear now @CheerBear. I can see what you actually did, and @TheVorticon has nicely explained what I saw.
Phew, I'm so glad we have solved this most important of issues. Nice team work in figuring out the answer. My only problem now is that looking at Myrtle's expression in this latest photo, I get the feeling that someone has told her I couldn't tell her bum from her face. I think I'm feeling quite relieved that there is a pane of glass between me and her right now. She sure is a lot bigger than me isn't she. I seem to get smaller and smaller all the time.
I have surfaced from my cave now and I am ready to just keep swimming. I hope everyone has a nice day out here on the ocean today.
I am so pleased for you little turtle. I had a few hours sleep but could definitely do with some more.
I am still seriously confused - so my aim today is to unmuddle MY muddle re: Little Turtle, Myrtle and the 'bum' issue @Phoenix_Rising @CheerBear @TheVorticon 
When I solve my muddle I will revisit your motion in regards to CB not explaining anything again! (This could take a while... lol)
If you are looking for me today I will probably be hiding under my rock stack - shaking and crying from the stress of trying to sort out my muddle - that you guys here created!!!!................. lol
@Zoe7 Perhaps you will need to consult Gen Giraffe for help in unmuddling the muddle of Myrtle's bum. I am ROFL imagining that conversation.
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