How can we brighten our days with laughter? What are your jokes, thoughts, ideas?

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AN IRISH PAINTER!!! ☘️☘️☘️   

An Irish painter by the name of Murphy, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist.

Over a short number of years, his fame grew and soon people from all over Ireland were coming to the town of Miltown in County Clare, to get him to paint their likenesses.

One day, a beautiful young English woman arrived at his house in a stretch limo and asked if he would paint her in the nude.  This being the first time anyone had made such a request he was a bit perturbed, particularly when the woman told him that money was no object; and was willing to pay up to 10,000 pounds.

Not wanting to get into any marital strife, he asked her to wait while he went into the house to confer with Mary, his wife.  They talked much about the Rightness and Wrongness of it.  It was hard to make the decision but finally his wife agreed, but only on one condition.

In a few minutes he returned to the English woman.

"T'would be me pleasure to paint yer portrait, missus," he said "The wife says it's okay.

"I'll paint you in the nude all right; but I have to at least leave me socks on, so I have a place to wipe me brushes."

🤣  T'is why we love the Irish. ☘️

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[Shaz51]

@Former-Member, @Former-Member , @Ali11 , @Determined 

Did you hear about a lady that was going 40 kms an hour on a busy highway

well the police pulled her over to ask why she was going so slow

I was obeying the sign back there , it said 40

the police said no, that is the highway 40 not the speed you should go at

Ohhh the lady said

You should of seen me on highway 140 yeaterday

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