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Re: How can we brighten our days with laughter? What are your jokes, thoughts, ideas?

Here are some musings to ponder over this morning ......

 

Sherry πŸ˜πŸ’–

 

If I had a dollar for every person that found me unattractive, they'd eventually find me attractive.

 

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they're flashing behind you.

 

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water.


I changed my password to "incorrect" so whenever I forget it the computer will say, "Your password is incorrect."


Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.


I'm great at multi-tasking--I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.


Take my advice β€” I'm not using it.


My husband and I were happy for twenty five years; then we met.


I hate it when people use big words just to make themselves sound perspicacious.


Hospitality is the art of making guests feel like they're at home when you wish they were.


Every time someone comes up with a foolproof solution, along comes a more-talented fool.


I'll bet you $4,567 you can't guess how much I owe my bookie.


Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.


If you keep both feet firmly planted on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.


A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.


When I married Mr. Right, I had no idea his first name was Always.


My wife got 8 out of 10 on her driver's test--the other two guys managed to jump out of her way.


There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm still looking.


Give me ambiguity or give me something else.


Is it wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly?


I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.


Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.


The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don't have to mow it.


If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.


Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let him sleep.


If tomatoes are technically a fruit, does that make ketchup a smoothie?


Money is the root of all wealth.


No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

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